Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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