Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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