I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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