Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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