He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize