It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I deserve to be covered in dicks
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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