you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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