I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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