I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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