He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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