"it" just moved
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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