my phone needs a breathalizer
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
As shirtless as possible
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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