i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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