I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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