I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
