On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I'm passing your future prison.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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