we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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