therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
