Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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