I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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