I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
barbara walters just said penis...
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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