I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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