Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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