I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
May the power of my ass compel you!!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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