what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
the raccoons are back...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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