the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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