Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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