It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Randomize