Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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