A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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