imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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