"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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