Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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