She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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