Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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