But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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