you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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