yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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