BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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