i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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