I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Randomize
