Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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