im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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