Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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