thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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