i permit you to call me
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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