Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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