Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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