Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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