She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I want a musical about memes.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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