McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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