We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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