handjob tips. give me some.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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