6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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