we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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